I don’t feel nervous at all I say as I gulp down anti nausea medicine and wake up an hour earlier than I’m supposed to


jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

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Cleaning my room be like


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Here, have a duckling.


"I tried to scroll past"

"can’t not reblog!"



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trying to draw face refs for oc

more like how many times can i make the same person look like different people 

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why would you have a touchless toilet

what if you had a ghost in your house and that would want to fuck with you by wasting all your water

what if a spider triggered it

what is the point

but i don’t wanna go to school tomorrow :c

im too punk for that

i need to stay home and cry over tf2

the Daily Show nails it again: redskin fans who volunteered to be interviewed supporting the team name get butthurt when actual native americans show up to the discussion →





this article is trying SO HARD to be supportive of the ignorant turds who think that using a racial slur as a team name is ‘honoring them’ but oh man, no amount of spin doctoring can make these people not look racist and entitled

especially this lady, who takes the whiny white person award for the day:

“This goes way beyond mocking. Poking fun is one thing, but that’s not what happened,” said Kelli O’Dell, 56… “It was disingenuous. The Native Americans accused me of things that were so wrong. I felt indanger.I didn’t consent to that. I am going to be defamed.”

apparently being called on racist horseshit is now ‘being defamed’ hahaha ok but then it gets better

O’Dell said she felt trapped. “I was told that I was ‘psychologically damaging Native American children,’ and every time we tried to say something, we got cut off,” she said.

god forbid that the actual native people get talking priority in this discussion oh no how threatening. it’s almost as threatening as a racial slur that started as a slang word for a trophy kept for murdering your racial group oh wait

O’Dell said she e-mailed Polidoro asking that her consent waiver be destroyed, but he wrote back saying: “…we can’t destroy any releases & we have consent to air everything we shot.”

Two days later, O’Dell said she called D.C. police and tried to submit a police report, but authorities told her no crime had been committed.

help 911 I fucked up and signed a waiver giving a tv studio permission to put my racist bullshit on blast

I want to watch this so bad

i’m so excited for this omg

I cannot describe to you how much I want a copy of that call to the police

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